'Irreplaceable' will help you through a break-up

Irreplaceable by Beyonce

Take A Bow by Rihanna

Emotions by Destiny's Child

Let me tell you what I do

It doesn't matter what my duties are..........I end up being the catch all guy........I know I'm a girl but guy just sounds better in the sentence..........I mean really, so yeah going to pick up people and drop them off.........hmm not my job but I guess it is now?..........Yeah running to answer the phone at work only to get there and the person not be on the phone.........yet when it rings five seconds later its just somebody's girlfriend........and yet the boss man thinks that its his people calling him with some important info........nope sorry its just a girlfriend.......who has too much time on her hands and can't possibly have a job and not have been fired by now.........but oh well...........and then if you feel like talking to somebody like their a freaking kid........why not me........i'm only a grown ass woman who has been taking care of herself her whole damn life.........and thats for real..........been collecting paycheck stubs since I was 14, had a bank account when I was 10, another one when I was 14, another one, well two, checking and savings when I was 17........hmm sounds pretty grown and all of my cars and suvs only have my name on it.....not my mama, my daddy and nobody else..........but whatever........I can't wait until the day comes when somebody comes into this office and just puts everybody on they ass............whew and I know its coming soon........

How I'd spend $1,000

Well, since I'm in Kuwait maybe on my way to Iraq..............I would save it. I don't really need anything right now, I have food, a place to sleep, shower and check email. Most of all, I have a place, the office, to do my homework, I am determined to get my degree. Maybe I would save the money and spend it on my graduation party!!

Read to my mother

I wish that I could have had a higher level of courage at my mother's funeral. I was only 10 and dead people scare me, but I wish I could have been brave enough to read my favorite poem to her.

My ideal Super Bowl halftime show would include Beyonce

Beyonce
Beyonce can sing any song, dance to any song and wear the baddest outfit!! I am pretty sure that if she was the only performer, you wouldn't mind. Yes she has performed before but who cares, she's the greatest and maybe it helps that she's from Texas.

If I had easy access to a helicopter, I'd fly to LAS VEGAS!!! this weekend

Because you can nothing but fun, fun and more fun in Vegas, especially when you go with your best gal pal's. Of course I would have to invite my sister Kara because I want to look good and she knows how to dress, well I think so and that's all that matters. I know that if I took Jennifer, Kara, Tae and whoever else that wanted to go with me, I would have a good, safe, fun trip and plenty of good looking pictures.

Walking keeps me in shape

I love walking! I could walk all day and all night, especially if the weather is right, wearing the right shoes and if the scenery is really nice. Walking by yourself can get kind of boring so I would much rather walk with a group of people but I walk really really fast so they would have to keep up and most of the time they don't. I love listening to music but not when I'm walking outside because that is such a safety hazard, having your hearing impaired especially for me because I like my music turned all the way up.

I wish I could get a new location, location, location

Well, currently I reside in Kuwait, thanks to the United States Army. If it was up to me, I would rather be staying in a small house or nice size apartment. I'm not too keen on big places for myself, by myself. I like when other people have large houses and such but not for me, maybe if I had a family or something like that.

Don't say 'fag' around me

fag
Because its degrading to gays and lesbians. I am neither but I do have friends that are and that word is just very mean. I think that people that use that word are scared of gays and lesbians and aren't condient in their sexual perference.